The game plan: I make a sims YouTube channel where all I do is be really bubbly and eat EAs ass. Eventually it grabs their attention and they start sending me shit for free. All the gurus follow me on twitter. I hold giveaways every week. Then they invite me to sims events. Then they offer me a job at the lowest position. “We like your potential,” they tell me, “we see you going far.” I do. I work my way all the way up to the top and suddenly I own EA. I then call a large press conference that includes all EA and Maxis staff from all branches. Everyone is waiting for me to make my announcement. There have been rumors of the Sims 5 for VR. I silence everyone and press my lips right against the microphone. Everyone is dead quiet. Finally I speak:

“The pets stuff pack should have been a patch.”