completely irrelevant rant / ADVENTURES OF A MOVIE THEATER EMPLOYEE, read at own risk. or if you just want to hear a story about what happened today at work.
SO TODAY, I HAD WORK AT 11 AM. And, on top of that, I had a shit ton of homework to do (that I’m currently procrastinating on).
Anyways. I’m sitting there at my register, casually leaning against the counter, waiting for a customer to come along. Out of nowhere these two chicks pop up like “I WANT A SMALL LAYERED POPCORN”.
For the unaware, a small popcorn is super fucking tiny and ridiculous. I can take my popcorn scoop and fill it by just scooping once. By layered, she meant layered butter, which meant that I needed to put a little popcorn followed by butter, and repeat that until full.
At this point I’m looking at her like
bitch, why would you wish that upon me.
So I got her her tiny fucking popcorn and she was on her way. And then later, a young Asian man walks up to me and begins his order. Now, he has a very heavy accent, so as he’s talking, I’m staring at him like
and I thought he asked for a raspberry Icee.
I WAS WRONG. He wanted a raspberry ICED TEA.
At this point I’ve basically given up on having a good day, and an old acquaintance walks up during a rush where I have a long line of people waiting. She starts a muthafuckin’ conversation with me, and the lady behind her is staring at her like
and then there’s me like “Bitch, I do not want to talk to you, you annoyed the shit out of me.”
OOOOH AND THIS ONE LADY. She came up to me with her boyfriend and she had on what looked to be a really, really cute dress. I got them all of their shit and when she turned around, it had a slouchy back… that went down almost to reveal her ass.
I did a double-take, man.
it was just
i can’t even
IT WAS NOT A GOOD DAY, GUYS.
Now I’m staring at my assignments. I can’t even begin to want to do these. And I can totally tell, since I’m not sleeping tonight, that tomorrow is going to flat-out suck.